glossoblogia:

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk those squids

mensrightsactivist:

getting older is scary can i stop

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s

estpolis:

ikkyminaj:

it’s also hella fuckin thin. You can slide it up yer bum. Like set sail on the seven seas with this fucker in your coin slot. 

you dont have to say things like this 

estpolis:

ikkyminaj:

it’s also hella fuckin thin. You can slide it up yer bum. Like set sail on the seven seas with this fucker in your coin slot. 

you dont have to say things like this 

raychillster:

does anyone wake up and they’re just sad? like you expect to wake up feeling rejuvenated but instead you feel emptier?

spacedrunk:

doop doop

jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

diamoncls:

my castle awaits me

diamoncls:

my castle awaits me

Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
Brain: Anything you want to ask

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

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