ahhhhhh thank you!!!!!! and asdhjgas i know this too i don’t even know why i get so scared because i know it can’t hurt me but??? i guess loud sudden noises scare me especially when it’s as loud as it gets here but hfakdsjfgad //HUGS U

there are really dark clouds outside and it’s starting to rain and apparently there is a chance of thunderstorms overnight in other words i’m getting nO SLEEP I HATE THIS

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

edating:

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!

earthnation:

i atually hate when u introduce two friends together and they became better friends with each other than you are with either of them

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my favourite part about hairdressers is that you ask for side bangs and they cut them straight across instead

circumcisions:

ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow